Name:
Pete
Date:
21 Nov, 2001
Location:
Hamilton Hill, Western Australia
Email:
auspete@hotmail.com

Comments

Test


Name:
igy
Date:
7th feb
Location:
canary islands
Email:
igy_igy@hotmail.

Comments


Name:
john ashton
Date:
4/9/2002
Location:
yorkshire - england
Email:
theashton1@hotmail.com

Comments

good luck in the coming season lads - i'll be meeting you in November when England are out there. I'm going to the test matches but also wish to meet you all with a view to playing the season after. Looking forward to it!!!!


Name:
Your New Neighbours
Date:
10-09-2002
Location:
The 'Hood
Email:
solvent@duluxspraypak.com.au

Comments

Ay guys just thought I'd welcome you to the neighbourhood ay. You know the rules? We get to take your cars for a spin when yur on the field.


Name:
Cooby local
Date:
Location:
On me nu computa
Email:
well i aint femal

Comments

Do yoo fellars sell King Brown Export? How much for one of dem mayt... Maybe me and some utha bruthas could cum down to yoor club to play the crickat mayt - we good bruth Im real good on me new computa ey!! got it couple of days ago - got a dvd playr and utha stuf too!! see yas at the bar


Name:
Chief Wiggam
Date:
Location:
Hamilton Hill Police Station
Email:
cops@helpmygearsbeenstolen.com

Comments

Dear Sirs, Allow me to introduce myself. I am the police chief in charge of the area to which I believe you have relocated your esteemed cricketing intitution. Prior to relocating I wish to remind you of a few unwritten rules which should be adhered to to ensure continued harmony in co-existing with with the locals. 1) If they want it let them have it. Theres no point fighting for material goods which may be replaced, no matter how many times they need to be replaced. 2) I recommend consulting a reputable security firm to manage protection of your posessions and facilities. A security patrol in the carparks during game times is also highly recommended. and finally but most importantly 3) In the unlikely event of you actually having problems, dont bother calling us. Weve heard it all before and are still busy trying to solve all the past crimes from when Jandakot Lakes were part of the competition. Yours sincerely the honorable Chief Wiggam


Name:
Billy Cokebottle
Date:
1/10/02
Location:
Cooobbeellup
Email:
No fixed address - centrelink coolbellup

Comments

Hey bruthers Me and morton will be cummin to have a bowl and a few king browns with you fellas on thursday


Name:
Barry Fields
Date:
8th November
Location:
coogee
Email:
fields@suckmycockIGGY.com.au

Comments

How the fuck can you think you are a decent cricket club if a useless cunt like Darren Igglesden can win a batting award. I wouldn't be telling the world about that on the internet you fucking idiots. I'm going to Cockburn to play - fuck you all.


Name:
James
Date:
11 jan 03
Location:
Nottingham, England
Email:
jimmy_hotracing@hotmail.com

Comments

Hello everyone, excellent site. I am looking for a club to play for in Australia and i am interested in joining the club. Could someone please get back to me on this one.


Name:
your mum
Date:
6-1-03
Location:
Email:

Comments

were the fuck are the numbers for the clubrooms update the fucking site


Name:
Neil Harvey
Date:
10/3/03
Location:
England
Email:
neil.harvey@eur.bosal.com

Comments

I'm a friend of John Ashton, who I believe is playing at Phoenix this year...........please look after him, and keep him away from any young girls below the age of 17! You have been warned! I'll keep in touch with his exploits via this site!


Name:
DNFA
Date:
Today
Location:
DNFA
Email:
DNFA

Comments

Junior Rourke - If ya gonna boll this year, bend your back for once. Boltsy - Make some runs for once. Muzz - Stop going down to Bunbury looking for that old lady you tried to get on with.


Name:
The Gifted One
Date:
3/02/04
Location:
Olicanian CC
Email:

Comments

Now then fellas. I believe you've got that useless twat Jamie Hudson playing for you, aka Escort, aka Shergar aka Boy, thought we would get you back for having to put up with that other useless twat Neil Benbow, aka sicknote, aka Aussie puff, aka That fat useless bastard who lounged around on my sofa for six months. Word of warning lads, dont go for a feed with jamie when he's pissed, (usually all the time) as he tends to get very aggressive, refusing to pay for what he has recieved and offering to fight lesbians. And for fucks sake don't get Neil to paint your house, as he may break a nail or stub his toe thus rendering him useless for the next three years (mind you it is hard to get injured if all you do is lie down all the time). If someone sees Neil can they tell him the tax man is after him in this country due to the thousands of pounds he managed to drain from our National Health Service during his short stay here. Also tell Jamie he still owes me for half that bottle of wine in Sudbury the tight bastard. If possible please can somebody put Jamie and Neils stats for the season in the guestbook as I am auditioning for Jongleurs next week and could do with some new comedy material. If anybody would like any more ammunition for these two just say the word. All the best for the season chaps. Regards. The Gifted One.


Name:
Jarv
Date:
10/02/2004
Location:
England
Email:
robjarvis30@hotmail.com

Comments

I Play for John Ashton's team back in England 'Rotherham Phoenix' i wish him all the best


Name:
Date:
Location:
Email:

Comments

where are the comments i left two weeks ago


Name:
Giles Phillips
Date:
25/02/04
Location:
Leeds England
Email:
gilesyface@hotmail.com

Comments

Neil Benbow with 74not out. Were any of these runs scored on the ground? I'm also not seeing much mention of Jamie Hudson our club (in England) junior. Have any of you noticed he runs like a horse?


Name:
Date:
Location:
Email:

Comments

this guestbook is shit


Name:
Stretchy boy
Date:
2/4/04
Location:
Melbourne
Email:
james.hudson@o2.co.uk

Comments

John Ashton is gay.


Name:
Harry
Date:
2/4/4
Location:
Gozzy
Email:

Comments

This is the funniest guest book I've ever looked at. It nearly got me sacked from laughing too much....


Name:
joshua mwanja
Date:
20/9/2004
Location:
uganda
Email:
mjdeclan@yahoo.com

Comments

hi guys i love you play. can i join u pse?hop to hear from u soon


Name:
johnny ashton
Date:
22/10/04
Location:
sunny yorkshire!!!!
Email:
theashton2@hotmail.com

Comments

eyup lads, hows it hanging????? hope you're all well, see you've won the first game a grade - keep up the good work........ i'll be keeping an eye out for you all, take it easy... ps - its f--king freezing over here!!!!!!! anyone fancies coming out to play I can sort you out with a club no probs!!!!!


Name:
Forestvale Trees
Date:
4th November 2004
Location:
Email:

Comments

What happened to Daryl Smith dominating 1st grade this year??? :P


Name:
ashton
Date:
Location:
rotherham
Email:
theashton2@hotmail.com

Comments

keep goin lads you bush pigs...... come on goat rooters.......chuck rooters.....finch fetchers.....roo shaggers....


Name:
Rick Donaldson
Date:
07/12/04
Location:
Melbourne
Email:
rdonaldson@primusaustralia.com.au

Comments

As a past player (juniors) it would be great if you could add the junior's stats to the site. That is if your are still affiliated with juniors. Why the move to Cooby? I had a look at the stats and noticed my old coach (J McCaskie) mentioned a couple times, so he could play!!!! Nice site Cheers and best regards Rick Donaldson


Name:
david john clark ex player coach captain
Date:
Location:
Email:

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Name:
Dreg Gudley and Meter Pcgilvray
Date:
21/3/06
Location:
here on earth
Email:
Dudsandmacca@wemissyounot.com.fu

Comments

Wemissyou-not! Great move by the way boys ......... fair swap smitty for you two!